shit-thatblows:

ell oh ell

mrpicard:

Always reblog this.

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heyfunniest:

xx

(via shit-thatblows)

prettynailswag:

Too cute

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lotharioslady:

GIMMIE.

(Source: brittanypierce)

Don’t read this…

ONcE YOU’VE READ THE

FIRST WORD OF

THIS YOU CANT GET OUT.
…
READ ON OR

DIE TONIGHT AT 10:35

… P.M .9 years ago

a person named Jerry got

dared to sleep

in a house that was belived

haunted.The

… next day his friends

waited for him out

side the house…. ….. ….. …..

They had

to go inside and search for

him. They

went through every room

exept the

attic.He wasn’t supposed to

sleep

there. He was supposed to

sleep in the

living room they went into

the attic.

They saw Jerry’s corpse and

they just

left because they were

scared. But that

night they all died because

of their

friend. He killed them all

for making him

sleep in that house If you

don’t send

this to 11 comments you

will die tonight

by Jerry. Example 1: A man

named

Stewart Read this and

didn’t believe it.

He shut off his computer

and went

through his day. That night

while he

was in bed he heard

something outside

of his door. He got up to

look. And now

he’s dead. Example 2: A Girl

named

Haley Read this in the

morning and she

got scared but she didn’t

send it. She

wanted to know if it was

true. She went

to school (She was only 13

years old)

and that night she died. If

you don’t

post this on 11 comments

tonight Jerry

will ‘visit’ you

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via laughbitches)

• if i was a doctor
• hot guy: i sprained my wrist
• me: okay take off your underwear

loraalquiza:

Jesus did not abandon you. He is always with you. He feels your pain. When you hurt yourself, you hurt Him.

He never left you and he never will.

(via andrewparkmycar)

avemaiden:

razzledazzy:

ronobvious:

A HOT NIGHT AT THE KRUSTY KRAB

NO

WHY

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laughcentre:

randomrumiel:

zackisontumblr:

Lmao, I can’t even.

Dammit, it’s impossible to make him unattractive 

^^^^ WTF, HE’S STILL SO ATTRACTIVE

(Source: mrs-payne, via totolindo)

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